The worst way ever to start a journal:

A quiz. I wasn't tagged by anyone but I wanted to try this so I stole it from snow-white-angel. One of the worst ideas I've had in a long time.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Nope.


2) What was your dream growing up?
First it was a scientist, then a researcher, then a writer, then a play-writer. Goodness, I don't think any of them will come true. They're just options, the pros and cons are really annoying.


3) What talent do you wish you had?
Writing talent. Man I suck. Even though people like snow-white-angel and my friends tell me otherwise. Oh yeah and artistic.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
I dunno, based on yuor judgement right? But I've always wanted to try Anything, or was it Whatever. No I'm serious they're brands of drinks. One's carbonated the other isn't. Trademark of Singapore. XD

5) Favorite vegetable?
Cabage? Chives? Asperagus (incorrect spelling.)?

6) What was the last book you read?
Today, it was, the Little Prince. Now it's To Kill a Mockingbird because I have to do an LA report. Blah.

7) What zodiac sign are you?
Dog, not sure what element.

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
NEVAAAHHH. DEY IS EVVVIILLL. -gets shot-

9) Worst Habit?
Sucking...things. I can't tell you what. Oh wait, you don't know me, okay then. I suck my left thumb.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
I'm not very sure what you look like but even if I did, I don't have a car and if I had a car, no. You can jolly well take the bus, because that's the kind of heartless bastard I am.

11) What is your favorite sport?
Tae-Kwon-Doe. Too bad I stopped like six months after I started.

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Do you really want to know? One time on MSN, I told me friend that in life, everything is temporary and there is no real meaning and or happiness because human beings are screwing everything up. Then I told her that is was okay since we're all going to die anyway.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Kill you because you were going to use up all my oxygen. No, I'm joking, I'd just press the emergency button, or I'd commit harakiri.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I keep talking to the wrong people. And by that I mean I get names wrong and end up embarrasing myself. I can't blush though.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
Smelling things. I'm not kidding, if I told you where I smelt, you'd stare at me funny and then back away slowly. And then I'd start sniffing you. I once sniffed my friend's stationary and she was like 'What the hell are you doing?'

16) Do you have any pets?
Used to. Had about 13 goldfish, maybe about 5 rainbow fish? 2 Terrapins, 2 suckerfish, 2 fighting fish and 19 hamsters one time. Not at the same time of course, I mean seriously.

Of course they're all either dead or given away. The terrapins are swimming in the MacDonalds pond.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd call the police because I can't see you form where I stand at the window. Especially if you claim to be my friend and if you try to climb over the gate.

18) What was your first impression of me?
Gonna say that you were a pretty good person, I figured you had good english skills, unlike me, was an otaku and respected culture. I wasn't that far from the point.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I pity clowns, unless of course that's just sterotypes. I hope they get paid well. Every time I see a person about to give a tlak, the first thing that comes to mind and the first thing I ask them is 'How much do they pay you to do this?'

Clowns are overrated and I've never actually seen one, to tell you the truth. The only thing that'd make me laugh is if they were jacking each other in the ring and little children screamed. Yes, I'm a sadist. Thank you.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
No acne. Seriously the pimples hurt. And piercing them gets old. Oh and no eczema. I'm all about discomfort.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Conscience. That way I can control your brian, mindslave. (YuGiOh the abridged series ref) Plus I don't get in trouble for being a voice in your head. I don't have one myself.

22) What color eyes do you have?
Um, brown.

23) Ever been arrested?
Nope, not yet. I think I prank-called the police just to see what it was like once. And I think I ummm, nope not anything illegal. Or anything I've been caught doing.

24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle. In the factories the rats shit all over the cans and the only thing workers do to clean them is spray water over them. You can imagine. Of course that's why pertaining to vending machines, my friends always wipe the tops. Or they just don't care.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Buy manga and a tablet pc. Oh and a dog. Har har.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
The drain. A big giantic monsoon drain where the forest is opposite you and you can stand there in solitude. It's very easy to ignore the traffic next to it.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
My imagination has a different mind from my brain. I do not deny, I merely accept.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read fanfic, write, watch tv, jack off on porn sites (just kidding), listen to music, watch anime. Oh and go to the swings.

30) Do you swear a lot?
Yes. Can't you freaking fricking, tell? Har har. Ask Arjei/snow-white-angel, she'll know that almost every sentence I use when I'm frustrated begins with shit or damn. I draw the line at the f word.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
My dad telling me lame jokes and mothering me.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
It used to be agressive, then cynical, now it's schizophrenic.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Hum, I am amused and entertained by it. And I had a crush in kindergarten. But other than that, I have not experienced romance. Refer to 1

34) Do you believe in God?
Yes. He is the Lord almighty who created us and our lives. But he's not taking mine away yet. It's okay if you dont'beleive, I'm a bad Christian, I'm prolly going to hell. Agh.

I know people won't read this, I have no subscribers and the only watcher I have is my cousin. Haha.